Keira Knightly is on MSN's hater list!
Somewhere, a podium is missing a Solid Gold dancer. Keira Knightley is a gold lamé headband and a pair of roller skates away from disco disaster in a perilously plunging, halter-necked dress that's apparently suffering from a severe case of the pox. The "Pirates of the Caribbean" cutie should also seek immediate medical attention for the worst affliction of Dorothy Hamill hair we've seen in quite some time (we hear there's a cure for that now). Keira's short, new blond 'do, which is reportedly for an upcoming movie, is not only unflattering to her bone structure, but it drains every ounce of color from her lovely face, which, coincidentally, is the exact same reaction we had when we saw her looking like a Studio 54 reject.